5/23, 11:45 PM: Some wailing ovary howling away. I have no idea what song or band it was, and I don’t want to know.
5/24, 12:01 PM: Loudest. Motorcycle. Ever.
*I’ve been informed by my friend Aisha that the song I posted about yesterday may have been “It’s Me, Bitches!” by Swizz Beats. Swizz Beats, y’all.